The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in bokeh Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ crot (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from bokeh the ever-liberal porn Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms porn what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t bokeh measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And porn when a woman is bokeh genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a porn fragile porn male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like bokep the rabid super-vixen in my crot Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed crot to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they crot could crot make their partner feel happy, bokeh memek while conserving their energy crot for bokeh other bokeh tasks bokep in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners bokeh and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their memek partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep memek ladies?

bokeh The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes bokeh from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that bokeh her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be bokeh doing.’

Well, bokeh only if porn you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand porn bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men bokeh should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.



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